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		<title>A belly, belly good day to you all!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 09:59:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back in October of 2004, I received an interesting e-mail in my inbox. As I read on, I found a smile on my face. It got bigger and bigger with each passing line. It was an e-mail that has stuck with me through good times and bad, through hard times and easy livin&#8217;, and most [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=askally.wordpress.com&blog=1979870&post=375&subd=askally&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 01:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>askally</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://askally.wordpress.com/?p=372</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In the course of clearing out my e-mail folders from the e-mail address I used as a teenager, my old adolescent hotmail account, I found myself confronted with a number of tear-jerking memories. Oh, my teenaged-self. The e-mail address itself speaks volumes: I&#8217;ve deliberately included an incorrect year of my birth not, as I might [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=askally.wordpress.com&blog=1979870&post=372&subd=askally&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to the Arseholes Living Across the Way&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:03:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To the individuals currently living across from me,
You will excuse me, I hope, if I come across as rude.  You see, you have kept me awake for TWELVE CONSECUTIVE NIGHTS with your drunken inanity and a distinct lack of sleep has made me somewhat short of temper. Indeed, I fear that another drunken shriek [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=askally.wordpress.com&blog=1979870&post=364&subd=askally&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ode to a Movie Theatre</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 13:31:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://askally.wordpress.com/?p=358</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In a desperate attempt to make it look like I am updating with more frequency, I am going to post an Ode that I wrote at the request of a former co-worker and awesome dude (who subsequently became my prophet).
So, without further ado, I present to you&#8230;
Ode to a Movie Theatre

You shut out the world, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=askally.wordpress.com&blog=1979870&post=358&subd=askally&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>An &#8220;Un-Bear-able&#8221; Edition</title>
		<link>http://askally.wordpress.com/2009/08/03/an-un-bear-able-decision/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 19:59:32 +0000</pubDate>
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Dear Ally,

Which bear is best?

Thanks,
Joanna, Botswana


* * *

My Dearest Joanna,

Which bear? Well, bear in mind that there are many different kind of bears. Grizzly bears, Polar bears, Black bears, Blue bears, Yellow bears, Purple bears, Koala bears, Panda bears, Kodiak bears, Gobi bears, Atlas bears, Sun bears, Moon bears, Sloth bears, Cave bears, House bears, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=askally.wordpress.com&blog=1979870&post=286&subd=askally&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Thunderous Edition</title>
		<link>http://askally.wordpress.com/2009/06/25/ask-ally-the-thunderous-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:11:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a thunderstorm coming up. It&#8217;s been about two years since I had a proper thunderstorm, but I&#8217;ve been watching the clouds settle over top of our house and listening to the thunder move closer and closer. Now the wind that precedes the rain has made way for the torrential downpour that precedes the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=askally.wordpress.com&blog=1979870&post=281&subd=askally&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The &#8220;Yo Mama&#8221; Edition</title>
		<link>http://askally.wordpress.com/2009/06/17/ask-ally-the-yo-mama-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 02:36:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>askally</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Ally,
Why are there joke murderers? Why do they exist?
Best,
Gráinne
* * * * *
Sehr geehrter Herr Gráinne,
My free online translator slaved over that extensive piece of English to German translation, so you&#8217;d best appreciate. Also it best be right. Because if we cannot trust the internets, who can we trust?
Your question might require some explanation [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=askally.wordpress.com&blog=1979870&post=274&subd=askally&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The &#8220;Alphabet Soup&#8221; Edition</title>
		<link>http://askally.wordpress.com/2009/05/02/ask-ally-the-alphabet-soup-edition/</link>
		<comments>http://askally.wordpress.com/2009/05/02/ask-ally-the-alphabet-soup-edition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 23:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>askally</dc:creator>
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Dear Ally,
If you could remove one letter from the alphabet which would it be and why? And how would that whole process work?
Thanks,
Joanna, Botswana

* * * * *
My Dearest Jo-jo-jo-jo-joanna,
Ohhh the alphabet. It has been my enemy for many a long year. And that&#8217;s saying something, because I don&#8217;t have many enemies. I am a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=askally.wordpress.com&blog=1979870&post=266&subd=askally&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Gesundheit&#8221; &#8211; Another Ask Ally Quickie</title>
		<link>http://askally.wordpress.com/2009/04/09/gesundheit-another-ask-ally-quickie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 18:16:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>askally</dc:creator>
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Dear Ally,

Can you still say bless you after someone sneezes even if you don&#8217;t believe in God, and therefore don&#8217;t believe in an entity that can bless the person? If not, then what are you supposed to say so you don&#8217;t seem like an uncaring bitch? And not guzuntite (or whatever), because that&#8217;s just annoying.

Thanks,
Joanna, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=askally.wordpress.com&blog=1979870&post=261&subd=askally&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>April 23rd: It Approaches</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am so, so, so sorry. I had the best of intentions, I really did. I was going to update often, make time, etc.
But, obviously, I failed. I failed so epically that I flailed. Wildly. So wildly that I had to warn Will Robinson about the imminent danger.
However: FEAR NOT, MY COLLECTIVE POOKIES!
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