Posts Tagged ‘Pets

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Apr
08

My Dog, The Shit

By askally 1 Comment
Categories: 20377, Animals, Dog, Funny, Relationships and Social Commentary
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Some of you will have heard me talk of my dog. You will have heard me describe him as anything from a sarcastic, grizzled ol’ nineteeth-century prospector to an embittered, sexually confused, drunken, middle-aged cougar.

I would like, if I may, to offer you an image of my darling dog: love of my life, and belligerent, contemptuous little shit. If you’ve had the privilege of getting to know this miraculously long-lived creature, you can vouch that the picture I shall paint is uncannily accurate. Continue reading ‘My Dog, The Shit’

I think I think…

Ever notice that sticking the word "belly" randomly into sentences invariably makes them so much more fun? "Belly" is a very silly word. I like it.

Daily Happenings

  • Note: I am saying that the rest of the world figured this out months ago in June, but somehow in Canada people are still panicking. Silly! 2 days ago
  • CBC News: H1N1 a 'dud' pandemic http://bit.ly/1UW9XJ - in other news, Canadians exhibiting stupidity and delayed reactions of up to 6 months 2 days ago

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