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An Ask Ally Trailer: Coming Soon!

In Uncategorized on March 3, 2008 at 2:21 am

Coming soon, to an Ask Ally viewing near you!!!

There is one question whose shadow hangs over our heads…

One question which is a part of our very souls, every day of our lives

One question which we cannot forget…

A question which has puzzled the greatest thinkers since the dawn of the early 90’s…

A question to which all other questions look to in their time of need…

A question which no man has ever dared to undertake…

But ALLY is no man!

She took that question, she tackled it in a tub of cherry jello, and she wrestled it into submission…

She emerged victorious, with the answer to the question,

There’s a story here. It will be told.

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO???

“I found out where in the world Carmen Sandiego is. She’s in Detroit, living under the alias “Shasta Delacroix,” and making a living as a Ricky Martin impersonator”

Public Enemy

Now, Ally brings you the whole story. In an exclusive interview with Carmen “Shasta Delacroix” Sandiego, Ally will reveal all: the dizzying highs – the terrifying lows – the creamy middles…

Prepare to wet your pants in anticipation, and then do so, as you eagerly await…

ASK ALLY: THE “SHASTA SPEAKS” EDITION!!!

The Y2K Edition?

...and yes, Optimus Prime does figure heavily…

OR DOES HE?

… No, he doesn’t.

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